A Cuter Outfit
“You can’t be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.” – Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), of Sex and the City
I AM: SEEING an adorable baby squirrel that we recently rescued. “Rat with a cuter outfit” or not, I gave him lots and lots of kisses and wanted to keep him. The wildlife people told me, “You can’t keep him. He’ll eat your face off.” And also, “He has mites.” So I stopped kissing him.